Item - Edwin



Pet Rock - Edwin
Edwin
Type: marble
Age: 20,000
Size: 90mm
Home Town: Amsterdam
£6.00 + p&p.
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Edwin rock used to be part of a bar counter, but then developers moved in and smashed him to bits.

Edwin wanders the world lost and looking for brains to eat.

He walks along quite slowly, almost un-noticeably, but if he gets the whiff of brains he’s is like lightning and will fly with terrify speed to his dinner and devour brains and brain matter like a big fat pig, not bothering to close his mouth and getting stuff all over his mouth. In short, he can be really embarrassing. However, he’s great at parties where a little something extra is needed.

Edwin is also quite good at organic chemistry and has his own invisible laboratory that he will set up discreetly in your house.