Item - Big Bastard Cobbler

Big Bastard Cobbler is a really big bastard. He says he could batter your skull in if he was given a hand.

He would like to live with a couple that argue a lot and shout and each other and fight, hitting each other with things like saucepans, knifes, rolling pins and Pet Rocks.

He used to work at Heathrow Airport near Terminal 4 but got stoned and got lost in the road where he was caught by a passing rock hunter.

He says his left eye is fine, but just that it doesnt move about. He says that he the biggest rock ever, so you cant go wrong picking him.