Item - Brian Brexit



Pet Rock - Brian Brexit
Brian Brexit
Type: Flint
Age: 60 million years old
Size: 95mm
Home Town: Buckinghamshire
£6.00 + p&p.
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Brian Brexit is what you wanted, you voted for him, and now you can buy him. he says that he is not bound by EU Regulation 34, Article 43, section 3.f on pet rocks and iguanas, and as such is allowed to share your bed without a special permit.

Brian Brexit says its totally awesome like anyone knows what Brexit is about anyway or ever noticed that British politicians are as useless as EU politicians so whats the point in getting out of bed ever?