Item - June Smelly Face

June Smelly Face is mentally unstable but makes a great party host.

She says that the people living above her are spying on her and trying to steal her straw that she sleeps in and so she has to stay awake all noght watching it to make sure they dont steal it and sleeps in the biscuit barrel in the day where it smells nice and she can pretend she has been out at work.

She says if you buy her then she will tell you about the secret governemnt quarries where they kills thousands of rocks everyday.