Item - John

John is a game console controller from 430 million years ago when consol games were made of stone and people projects wild games onto stone walls in caves via vivid imaginations, staying on the straw sofa all day and not bothering to go out hunting or gathering. However, when stupid plastic came along he was made redundant.

John says he is compatible with all modern systems but his last owners say that he is lying and that he always lies and they think that he murdered the neighbour, there just isn't enough proof.

John used to do bit parts has an alien in hollywood films before everything became rubbish and he wouldnt be bothered any more.

He says that he also used to be a spaceship.