Item - Honeymoon Island Rock (DEAD)

Honeymoon Island Rock comes from the sandy beaches of Honeymoon Island in Clearwater.

I was relaxing on the beach watching the waves gently roll back and forth when she jumped out of the water and onto the beach. I was amazed, especially when you consider her size and the relative calm of the water. I took this as providence and took her back with me on the airplane to England. She went stoker class with my luggage and must have triggered some sort of alarm through customs as when I arrived home I had a leaflet saying my bag had been searched AND theres a tiny chunk chipped away from her bottom. Maybe they thought she was a block of cocaine? Im not sure if I still have the leaflet but if I find it you'll get that too.

Honeymoon Island Rock is fun loving and enjoys swimming in the Mexican Gulf, taking leasiurly strolls up and down sandy beaches and sun bathing.

Honeymoon Island Rock mysteriously self-imploded. Very strange, and she is no longer available.