Item - Captain Schist

Captain Schist
Type: Mica Schist
Age: 200,000 years old
Size: Medium
Home Town: Lymington, Hampshire
£6.00 + p&p.
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Captain Schist comes from the pebbly beaches of Lymington. He scintilates in the light and really impressives the girls with his fancy rock clothes.