Item - Shell Shocked Sharon

Shell Shocked Sharon is a mudstone typerock with lots of awesome Florida shells in her.

She went insane when she got a job that meant she had to listen to Radio One all day and now starts crying whenever anyone makes a stupid crappy noise like some sort of crappy music record thing like anyone wants to listen to that all day with idiots talking crap.

Shell Shocked Sharon requires a nice quiet place and not a place where the neighbour listens to Radio One all day likes its an integral form of life support.