Item - Louise Rock

Louise rock has just had her 50 millionth birthday and so is still quite young.

She likes knitting, sewing, origami and collecting dead insects and really interesting collections of dust.

She was once a hamster tamer and worked with the circus training them, but she was fired for eating them.

Louise rock requires a frequent watering and a lot of talking, and ideally a nice posh meal at least once a week with some film stars that are interesting.

She also speaks Cantonese.