Item - Diamond Geezer

Diamond Geezer is perfect for sitting on things like illegal drugs and if the police ever rudley burst into your home, he will jump on top of your drugs and hide them so they don't find them, and growl if they go near him.

Diamond Geezer likes Jaffa Cakes and would like to go into space on one of those ballon things that they send things like cornish pasties up into space on.

One of his eyes doesn't work, but he says that he can see out of his behind so he's like a seagul and can fly around and break open your rubbish and spread it all down the street so all the neighbours can see the anatomy of the stuff you through away, liek all those empty cocaine bottles.